Hang on Canada, the Aussies are on their way

[Shalimar]

Ralphy, baby, I nevvverrr have any problem finding someone to assist me in putting out my fire. :love_heart: In all fairness, I must wait my turn. Hunky Aussies have bigger and more important fires to fight FIRST.

 

[Ralphy1]

Waiting enhances the anticipation and allows the fantasy to play out which may be better than the actual experience...

 

[Warrigal]

I have to warn you that Aussie foreplay is rather brief.

It consists of a single question - "Are you awake, love?"

 

[Ralphy1]

Are you listening Shali? They are quick at laying hose in any situation...nthego:

 

[Shalimar]

Yikes, I may need to rethink this. It all sounds a bit tooo premature for me. Lolololol. Ahem, striving for a modicum of delicacy here. Lol. Eek!

 

[Ralphy1]

Well they be quick but you will probably love the accent...

 

[Shalimar]

Perhaps, but the quick and the dead scenario just doesn't work for me Ralphy. No matter how cute the accent, I still have healthy feminine needs. layful:

 

[Ralphy1]

OK, how about a nice moustche to go along with the accent?

 

[Shalimar]

I love moustaches, but it still isn't mermaid lovin. Sigh, I give up. Where oh where are my hunky firefighters? I shall endeavour to assuage my unbridled Canadian lust elsewhere. Darn, those Aussies are so cute.

 

[Ralphy1]

And don't forget their butts!