Wow, this sounds like a bash to end all bashes!
I will behave as I normally do when released into the public - first get ripped on the alcohol, then go into diabetic coma with all the sugar in the ice cream, cake and fudge, then mercilessly taunt the vegetarians by dangling pieces of meat from my ears and spinning around in a circle and chanting "I am red, I am meat, I can spin on my two feet" until I fall down.
Oh, and I also play Bach on the kazoo.