Happy birthday, Shalimar!

Happy Birthday Shalimar! I hope that it's extra special for you, that the sun is shining and someone you love surprises you and gives you a wonderful reason to smile!
 
Black tie of course. I am providing booze, non alcoholic refreshments, homemade ice cream and spice cake, and brown sugar fudge. Various hors d'oeuvres. Live music also. They play requests. All are invited to the mermaid's birthday bash!
 
Pappy, I am so sorry you are not joining us. How near the ocean are you? Perhaps you could catch a ride with one of my friends? Or, I could send one to you with a care package. Thanks for the birthday wishes.
 
Wow, this sounds like a bash to end all bashes!

I will behave as I normally do when released into the public - first get ripped on the alcohol, then go into diabetic coma with all the sugar in the ice cream, cake and fudge, then mercilessly taunt the vegetarians by dangling pieces of meat from my ears and spinning around in a circle and chanting "I am red, I am meat, I can spin on my two feet" until I fall down.

Oh, and I also play Bach on the kazoo.
 
Hey, kazoo and piano make a great mix!


No cameras? *sigh* I perform best when the strobes are flashing and the paparazzi are swarming like flies, but okay. I shall start off basso profundo and finish incognito. :cool:
 
Eek! In your case, wouldn't the paparazzi be swarming like fleas, Phil? Boom. Lololol

If paparazzi were fleas, they could jump 20 times their height and achieve some fantastic aerial shots!

Besides, I can't be photographed - my religion prevents it.

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