Here by popular request for the first time ever!

[Ralphy1]

Yes, Ralphy has heard you and has come through for you. As you can see, he spends his time away from you in the garden. Enjoy...

 

[Warrigal]

You are such a dag, Ralphie :lofl:

 

[Ameriscot]

:lofl: Exactly as I'd imagined you!!

 

[Ralphy1]

Yes, handsome brute, aren't I...

 

[hollydolly]

Oh I do like a big muscular guy... layful:

 

[Kadee]

Oh what a handsome male , I imagened you to be a little taller :lofl:

 

[Ralphy1]

And that ain't even my best side...

 

[Ameriscot]

I love a hairy chest, but the back hair has got to go!

 

[hollydolly]

Yep I agree...can't stand back hair..or chest hair poking out the collar ..that would deffo have to go..

 

[Shalimar]

I quite like the little red toupee .

 

[Ralphy1]

Yes, and I change the color regularly...

 

[Shalimar]

Ralphy, you are so au courant! Snicker!

 

[Ralphy1]

A true Bon Vivant...

 

[Shalimar]

Ralphy, the roué, I like it, has a nice ring, all you need is the absinthe to complete the picture of dissolution, ....sigh.

 

[Ralphy1]

Yup, and a young thing is pouring it and waiting for me...nthego:

 

[Shalimar]

How much did she cost?

 

[Ralphy1]

Well, as the dominant male I just grunted in her direction and she came hurriedly loping to me, but I might have to provide her with a few bananas...

 

[Shalimar]

HaHaHaHaHaHa!

 

[Ralphy1]

Actually she is the latest addition to my staff. They all love to be chosen, I think it is my hair...

 

[Glinda]

I never realized how earthy and primitive you are, Ralphy.

 

[Ameriscot]

I never realized how earthy and primitive you are, Ralphy.

Oh yea he's a real animal!!

 

[Shalimar]

Glinda, I think the term you are searching for is devolved. Lol.

 

[Shalimar]

Yes, Annie, the missing link, no less!

 

[Ralphy1]

And where would the world be without me? At least I am peaceful so long as my needs are met...

 

[Misty]

Actually she is the latest addition to my staff. They all love to be chosen, I think it is my hair...

Which one, Ralphie....there's so many to choose from.