Cleaning your house while your kids are still growing is like shoveling the walk before it stops snowing. —Phyllis Diller
My second favorite household chore is ironing. My first being hitting my head on the top bunk bed until I faint. —Erma Bombeck
I'm not going to vacuum until Sears makes one you can ride on. —Roseanne Barr
My idea of housework is to sweep the room with a glance. —Erma Bombeck
You don't get anything clean without getting something else dirty. —Cecil Baxter
When it comes to housework the one thing no book of household
management can ever tell you is how to begin. Or maybe I mean why. —Katharine Whitehorn
My idea of superwoman is someone who scrubs her own floors. —Bette Midler
Few tasks are more like the torture of Sisyphus than housework, with its endless repetition: the clean becomes soiled, the soiled is made clean, over and over, day after day. —Simone de Beauvoir
I am never five minutes into stripping the clutter from my life before I start running into the clutter that is my life. —Robert Brault
I always clean before the cleaning lady comes. If not, when I come home, I can't find anything. Cleaning ladies are always hiding things you leave out. —Celia Cruz
I have sporadic
OCD cleaning moments around the house. But then I get lazy and I'm cured. It's a very inconsistent
personality trait. —Chris Hemsworth
A bright person can always think of something better to do than housework. —Ruby Lou Barnhill
At worst, a house unkept cannot be so distressing as a life unlived. —Rose Macaulay
Dust is a protective coating for fine furniture. —Mario Buatta
For a woman to get a rewarding sense of total creation by way of the multiple monotonous chores that are her daily lot would be as irrational as for an assembly line worker to rejoice that he had created an automobile because he tightened a bolt. —Edith Mendel Stern
Have you ever taken anything out of the clothes basket because it had become, relatively, the cleaner thing? —Katherine Whitehorn
Housekeeping ain't no joke. —Louisa May Alcott
Housework can't kill you, but why take a chance? —Phyllis Diller
Housekeeping is like being caught in a revolving door. —Marcelene Cox
Housework, if you do it right, can kill you. —Erma Bombeck
Housework is a treadmill from futility to oblivion with stop-offs at tedium and counter
productivity. —Erma Bombeck
Housework is what a woman does that nobody notices unless she hasn't done it. —Evan Esar
If your house is really a mess and a stranger comes to the door, greet him with, "Who could have done this? We have no enemies." —Phyllis Diller
I'm eighteen years behind in my ironing. There's no use doing it now, it doesn't fit anybody I know. —Phyllis Diller
I hate housework. You make the beds, you wash the dishes and six months later you have to start all over again. —Joan Rivers
I make no secret of the fact that I would rather lie on a sofa than sweep beneath it. But you have to be efficient if you're going to be lazy. —Shirley Conran
My favorite way of getting out of doing chores is by acting like I'm asleep. But it never works. —Devon Werkheiser
Nature abhors a vacuum. And so do I. —Anne Gibbons
One of the advantages of being disorderly is that one is constantly making exciting discoveries. —A.A. Milne