The beach sand is so HOT I have to stand on one foot until the other one cools off and then switch,
or run like the dickens down to the wet shoreline and surf....especially when I have my dogs! (all true but pic is not me)
[FONT="]It's so hot... I saw a squirrel picking up nuts with pot holders![/FONT] [FONT="]It's so hot... I saw a funeral procession pull thru a Dairy Queen![/FONT] [FONT="]It's so hot... Jehovah's Witnesses started telemarketing![/FONT] [FONT="]It's so hot... I saw the Devil in Wal-Mart buying an air conditioner![/FONT] [FONT="]It's so hot... You can wash and dry your clothes at the same time![/FONT] [FONT="]It's so hot... I saw two trees fighting over a dog![/FONT] [FONT="]It's so hot... I saw a cop chasing a thief, and they were both walking![/FONT] [FONT="]It's so hot... Cows give powdered milk![/FONT] [FONT="]It's so hot... My thermometer goes up to "Are you kidding me?"[/FONT] [FONT="]It's so hot... I bought a loaf of bread and before I got home it was toast![/FONT] [FONT="]It's so hot... I got condensation on my butt from the water in the toilet bowl![/FONT]