how hot IS it?

It's so HOT my dogs keep
getting first dibs in the pool...

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It's so HOT, I hired a snow-blower guy to saturate my property
and air-space. Here's a pic...I'm the envy of the neighborhood
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The beach sand is so HOT I have to stand on one foot until the other one cools off and then switch,
or run like the dickens down to the wet shoreline and surf....especially when I have my dogs!
(all true but pic is not me)

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[FONT=&quot]It's so hot... I saw a squirrel picking up nuts with pot holders![/FONT]
[FONT=&quot]It's so hot... I saw a funeral procession pull thru a Dairy Queen![/FONT]
[FONT=&quot]It's so hot... Jehovah's Witnesses started telemarketing![/FONT]
[FONT=&quot]It's so hot... I saw the Devil in Wal-Mart buying an air conditioner![/FONT]
[FONT=&quot]It's so hot... You can wash and dry your clothes at the same time![/FONT]
[FONT=&quot]It's so hot... I saw two trees fighting over a dog![/FONT]
[FONT=&quot]It's so hot... I saw a cop chasing a thief, and they were both walking![/FONT]
[FONT=&quot]It's so hot... Cows give powdered milk![/FONT]
[FONT=&quot]It's so hot... My thermometer goes up to "Are you kidding me?"[/FONT]
[FONT=&quot]It's so hot... I bought a loaf of bread and before I got home it was toast![/FONT]
[FONT=&quot]It's so hot... I got condensation on my butt from the water in the toilet bowl![/FONT]
 
37 Days...8 Hours...14 Minutes...and 30 Seconds
It's so HOT, I'm counting down the days 'til Fall (Sept. 22)

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