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[OneEyedDiva]

I walked over to the supermarket early this morning and was back home by 9:13. I figured I better go today because it's supposed to snow for 12 hours starting tonight. The forecast is only 3 - 4 inches, but I don't want to be out in it. I also put away items from my Amazon order that came a couple of days ago. That involved bending down and pulling out boxes I store my shampoos, lotions and liquid soaps in. It's not always easy to get the boxes back under the shelf. I also did a little of this and a little of that.....small things that in and of themselves are no big deal, but that take time and make for efficiency.

 

[OneEyedDiva]

Midnight Friday now. This Thursday morning, I came down with an unpleasant case of norovirus. Seems like am already recovered. Unpleasant nausea for first 3 hours, threw up several times, shaking chills, 100.4F low fever. Very immobilizing

Very contagious virus probably picked up at one of 2 supermarkets I visited Wednesday by touching objects like doors, carts, and especially the self checkout screen. Not easily killed by alcohol cleaners.

Sorry you got that nasty virus David!

 

[jujube]

@jujube Wut wo!

How the Angel Got on Top of the Christmas Tree:

One year, Santa was having a hard time. Nothing was working out. Mrs. Santa was grouching at him, the elves were getting ready to go on strike, the reindeer all had distemper. He was about ready to crack.

One of the elves came in and snarled, "I'm sick and tired of all those Amazon deliveries ending up in my corner. What am I supposed to do with all of them?" Santa snarled back, "Stick them up your nose!"

Then one of the reindeer hobbled in and whined, "We're never going to get well if we have to eat that inferior hay! What am I going to do with all that old hay?" Santa snapped and yelled, "Stick it in your ear!"

Then the angel came in, moaning, "Why do I have to always be responsible for putting the Christmas tree up. Where the h-e-double-hockey-sticks am I supposed to put this darn Christmas tree?" And Santa shouted, "STICK IT UP YOUR A......."

And that, boys and girls, is how the angel ended up on top of the Christmas Tree.