Had night from hell. Been getting up 2am+ every night so decided to try couch instead of bed. So, Gidget

jumps on my sore right leg three times, waking me up & causing agony. Then, this morning she knocks over all seven pics of grandson, knocks over a pole lamp, knocked over small bookcase now wedged in between lamp & furniture. I have to wait 8 days before son comes again to unwedge. Then, she stole my reading glasses. I had a fit! Had to go CVS & get cheap pair of reading glasses for $22 bucks. When I came home, found my reading glasses hidden under papers dragged over to dining table. Still missing are another pair of reading glasses.
She's a maniac. Was shaking so hard I think I have Parkinson's. Gonna see neurologist soon over this shaking which gets really bad when upset.
I actually told her I hated her. These two very aggressive in their affection, she has licked me till I bled!
Poor Louie

who did nothing wrong got yelled at too. These cats are like no others I've ever had in their utter destruction, not that they know what they are doing, because of course they don't. I told them the F word I got so mad!