Humor - Doctors

[NancyNGA]

 

[Vee]

 

[boozercruiser]

 

[NancyNGA]

 

[boozercruiser]

Blimey Nancy.
You really could imagine that happening in real life.
Help!

 

[SeaBreeze]

 

[SeaBreeze]

 

[NancyNGA]

 

[boozercruiser]

Tell me about it !

 

[Ken N Tx]

 

[NancyNGA]

 

[Ken N Tx]

 

[NancyNGA]

 

[boozercruiser]

Blinkin' eck Nancy.
Seriously, I am right now being considered as to whether or not I need a pacemaker.
I think I will pass on that one now!

In the meantime, I wanted to go to the Doctor over another little problem I have.
But my missus is trying this first!

 

[NancyNGA]

.... But my missus is trying this first!

First, I don't believe you.

Second, if it doesn't work, tell the missus to call me. I have some ideas.layful:

(You bring out the worst in me, BC. Now stop it.)

 

[boozercruiser]

First, I don't believe you.

Second, if it doesn't work, tell the missus to call me. I have some ideas.layful:

(You bring out the worst in me, BC. Now stop it.)

Oh! Ye of little faith! layful:
Now listen here Nancy my dear.
Please come closer so you can whisper in my ear.
NO, closer than that!
I mean we don't want anyone to overhear what you say now.
Do we?

Just between you and me.
Please tell only me what those ideas are you have for helping to raise a laugh.:sentimental:
And please remember that nothing you can say here will shock me, and anything you do say will be taken down and used in evidence against me.

Over to YOU!

 

[NancyNGA]

My fault. I asked for that, BC. Should have known better than to try to banter with the expert.

Now, back OT with a groaner....

 

[boozercruiser]

Thats a cracker Nancy.
A cracker!

Now then...
You just reminded me of when I was in work and some plonker was trying to give me a load of gumf.
I said to him...

Listen mate.
Don't try to bullshi* a bulshi**er

Meanwhile, back in the doctors surgery...

 

[NancyNGA]

 

[boozercruiser]

 

[Ken N Tx]

 

[NancyNGA]

 

[Ken N Tx]

 

[NancyNGA]

 

[Sassycakes]