I am struck by the different opinions

I don't think I'll shine in the singing department, but I think I can carry off a decent Watoosee around the fire, as long as I have drum accompaniment. :D
 
Anybody can play the drums, and if there are no drums, a couple of upside down gallon water bottles will do! Maybe Jim can do the honors. I'll need to get drunk as a bicycle too though.
 
Cookie, being drunk as bicycles is a requirement for all but DW and she is required to sign a document promising to nevvverrr reveal anything she may witness at this 'happening'. Jim, you are the designated drummer. Choose your handle.
 
Cookie said:
Anybody can play the drums, and if there are no drums, a couple of upside down gallon water bottles will do! Maybe Jim can do the honors. I'll need to get drunk as a bicycle too though.
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Jim steps in and offers his services. Gin, Vodka, boubon, red wine, you pleasure madam.
 
Pizza

Since there isn't going to be sex... pizza is a lot like sex... When it's good it's really good... when it's bad... well.. it's still pretty good..
 
Making a souther comfort on the rocks for Shali and a Vodka with big slice of dill for Cookie...(it's really not southern comfort but it's a nice well drink)
 
Yoohoo...Jim – since you expressed interest in my “real life” itinerary for today, I’m happy to report that I finally washed my hair. Shampoo and conditioner. Letting it air dry, but will probably use blow dryer a little later. Ends need trimmed, but that’s for another day.
 
Shalimar said:
Cookie, being drunk as bicycles is a requirement for all but DW and she is required to sign a document promising to nevvverrr reveal anything she may witness at this 'happening'. Jim, you are the designated drummer. Choose your handle.
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I may not be the thread police but I am always the Chief Gooseberry on camp. I have a strong torch at the ready.
 
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