I Hate WE Nurses

I get pissed off with WE Nurses. You know, the ones that will come to your bedside and ask. "Have WE moved our bowels this morning"? "Have WE finished our breakfast."?​

Oh! Dear Lon.
WE are in a bad mood today aren't WE?
WE all sympathise with you though, and hope that your Easter WEEkend improves!

In the meantime, here is your nurse, just checking your pulse!
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Well, Lon, sorry about "We". I'm a retired RN. Nope never said, "we". But that cartoon reminds me about this 18 year old guy, I had as my patient. He just finished some minor surgery. He called me over and said, "The doctor never examined down there." He was pointing at his crotch. " So how did he know I have a big *****?" I said, "What?" He repeated it and told me it was in his chart. I got his chart and told him to show me. "There it is, right there". I read it.
"Pt. is an 18 year old well developed male." I had to bust his bubble and tell him it meant he was a normal 18 year old human being.
 
I get pissed off with WE Nurses. You know, the ones that will come to your bedside and ask. "Have WE moved our bowels this morning"? "Have WE finished our breakfast."?

Next time that happens, lift the edge of your blanket and say, "Sorry, girls, we've been busted."


 
Lon, when she says "have we had a bowel movement?', you reply "I don't know, let me check your pants".
 


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