I have nothing to add......

[AZ Jim]

Only if I need it. I can usually just make a minor flesh wound when I have to resort to "my little friend".

 

[SifuPhil]

Only if I need it. I can usually just make a minor flesh wound when I have to resort to "my little friend".

You should be teaching at a few police departments ...

 

[AZ Jim]

That's a different ball game, let's not go there.

 

[SifuPhil]

That's a different ball game, let's not go there.

Awww . take me out to the ballgame, Daddy!

 

[AZ Jim]

Jack Benny once said upon receiving an award, "I don't really deserve this, but then I have arthritis and I don't deserve that either!?

 

[SifuPhil]

Jack Benny once said upon receiving an award, "I don't really deserve this, but then I have arthritis and I don't deserve that either!?

One of roomie's favorite sayings - "I deserve it!"

For some strange reason she gets upset when I say "Nobody deserves anything in this life" ...

 

[Shalimar]

Phil, you may need to up the dose of trank. We redheads have a resistance to anaesthetic. Apparently a higher pain tolerance also. Would not advise you to try it out. Mermaids take no prisoners.

 

[AZ Jim]

I dunno about Phil, but I am terrified!!!!!

 

[SifuPhil]

Phil, you may need to up the dose of trank. We redheads have a resistance to anaesthetic. Apparently a higher pain tolerance also. Would not advise you to try it out. Mermaids take no prisoners.

But ... but ... I have this mental picture now of a mermaid flopping away from me ... too easy. All I would need then is my gladiator net.



Boom - mermaid chowder!

I dunno about Phil, but I am terrified!!!!!

Of what, may I ask? My use of the term "Daddy" in reference to yourself? Nah, be not afraid, bubbala!

 

[AZ Jim]

One of the comforts of old age is, I fear nothing actually. What's the worst that can happen?? MEH BTW Didn't Neil Diamond copywrite that Bubbala?

 

[SifuPhil]

One of the comforts of old age is, I fear nothing actually. What's the worst that can happen?? MEH

There ya' go!

 

[imp]

An IMPless thread, now and then, is relished by THESE men!

imp

 

[SifuPhil]

Manly men enjoy Imp threads.

They're ... manly.

 

[AZ Jim]

An IMPless thread, now and then, is relished by THESE men!

imp

It's almost imponderable.....

 

[SifuPhil]

... but not an imposition ...

 

[AZ Jim]

no! Never that!

 

[AZ Jim]

Take over Phil, I am gonna boogie.

 

[SifuPhil]

Take over Phil, I am gonna boogie.

Roger, Number 1.

Attention all hands ... it is now officially Happy Hour!

 

[Butterfly]

In addition to my bare-hand skills I'm quite adroit in the use of the tranquilizer gun ... some of my best relationships have begun that way.

Including the one with the underage yak??

 

[SifuPhil]

Including the one with the underage yak??

I never kiss and tell.

But yes.

 

[Shalimar]

Phil, never underestimate the power of mermaid mind control. Hmmm. That predisposes the thought of there actually being a mind involved here.....never mind, you are quite safe after all.nthego:

 

[SifuPhil]

Phil, never underestimate the power of mermaid mind control. Hmmm. That predisposes the thought of there actually being a mind involved here.....never mind, you are quite safe after all.nthego:

As I've said before, I've provided five psychiatrists with Porsches and two with early retirement.

Do your worst, flipper-girl! layful:






... why do I have a sudden urge for a sardine sandwich?

 

[Shalimar]

Listen to your inner sardine Phil. Perhaps you may yet find enlightenment.

 

[SifuPhil]

As things worked out I successfully fought the urge for that sardine sandwich.

... I DID, however, take a shower, didn't towel off and spent half an hour flopping on the floor, gasping.

I don't quite know why ... I just did.

 

[Shalimar]

Scalding hot water will do that Phil. Sigh.