I Need A Woman

[Lon]

Actually, I am looking for a Trophy Senior, not for marriage, but for companionship, dinners out, occasional dancing, travel, dinning in, swimming, I have no trouble meeting women, I just haven't met the financially & emotionally secure one yet.

 

[AZ Jim]

I'll try to make sure the line up stays orderly, Lon.

 

[QuickSilver]

I'll try to make sure the line up stays orderly, Lon.

Ya think we should call in Andy Frain Services?

 

[AZ Jim]

Ya think we should call in Andy Frain Services?

Tell 'em it's gonna be another of those 'trophy M seeks trophy F" type potential riot scenes, wear swat gear.

 

[Lon]

I played around with some of the online Senior Dating sites that will connect you with prospects in your zip code area
Boy do they have a racket They nickel and dime you for every piece of data. Lots of men and women are out there looking for someone.

 

[QuickSilver]

Lon... you are a nice looking man.. and I am certain that if you get on to Match.com and if you post that pic.. and if you are honest about what you want you will have no problem finding ladies happy to meet you.

Just be sure to wait until Jim and I get the crowd control aspect handled.. lol!

 

[Cookie]

What is a trophy senior? Is that like a trophy wife - arm candy?

 

[SifuPhil]

 

[Falcon]

Lon, have you looked around at the casting director's office: ya know, the one with the couch? Ya might start there.

 

[AZ Jim]

Lon, have you looked around at the casting director's office: ya know, the one with the couch? Ya might start there.

I think ole Lon is still trying to wangle a invite out to see Hef at the Playboy Mansion to look through the resident trophies.

 

[Falcon]

Ole Hef might even give Lon one of his used ones.

 

[Cookie]

Lon may need a woman, but does a woman need him? Especially since it sounds like what he wants is an 'escort'. Perhaps one of your local escort services can provide a suitable candidate for a reasonable fee? Money talks.

 

[Lon]

Lon may need a woman, but does a woman need him? Especially since it sounds like what he wants is an 'escort'. Perhaps one of your local escort services can provide a suitable candidate for a reasonable fee? Money talks.

Escort Services don't stock SENIOR Trophy females.

 

[Cookie]

Well, I guess your SOL. Unless you want to consider embarking on a great business venture of your own. Older well preserved, fit, financially viable, self-confident applicants only. Must be skilled in swimming, dancing the rhumba, tango and fox trot, enjoy fine dining and have extensive wardrobe. Good teeth and legs an absolute must.

 

[AZ Jim]

Lemme venture into the unknown here. Lon, are YOU a trophy man?

 

[Lon]

What is a trophy senior? Is that like a trophy wife - arm candy?

Jane Fonda would be a good example. She is in her 70's

 

[Lon]

Lemme venture into the unknown here. Lon, are YOU a trophy man?

I have been called that on occasion since for my age I have the right attributes.

 

[Cookie]

http://fortune.com/2015/02/26/trophy-husband/

Do you really, Lon? Check out this article to make sure.

And here's another about trophy wife and what it means:

http://bitchmagazine.org/article/in-richness-and-in-wealth

 

[Shalimar]

A Trophy husband would be younger, we women have our sexual needs. I am certainly not prepare to give up mine.

 

[Louis]

http://fortune.com/2015/02/26/trophy-husband/

Damn...I didn't make the top 5 trophy husband list again. Bummer.

Oh wait, I'm not a husband. That's why they didn't pick me. Duh!

 

[Shalimar]

Louis, baby, you can be my boy toy.:love_heart:

 

[AZ Jim]

Louis, baby, you can be my boy toy.:love_heart:

Well!!!!! I am shocked. Louis, you lucky dog you.....

 

[AZ Jim]

Wait! We've lost our way! We need to help Lon find a "trophy" GF!!!!!! Ideas?

 

[Lon]

Well, I guess your SOL. Unless you want to consider embarking on a great business venture of your own. Older well preserved, fit, financially viable, self-confident applicants only. Must be skilled in swimming, dancing the rhumba, tango and fox trot, enjoy fine dining and have extensive wardrobe. Good teeth and legs an absolute must.

-+

Not a bad idea ---- I could be a Geriatric Pimp.

 

[Shalimar]

Good luck with that, Lon. You may find a generational divide between younger and older seniors. We young'uns have a different set of requirements. Lol.