I No Longer Charge

[Lon]

I have given this some serious thought and after charging up to $500 per query to render my sound advice on relationships, finance& travel, I am now offering it free to all Forum Members over the age of 55. This is my contribution to my fellow man/lady.

ASK LON

 

[Ina]

Thank you Lon, What's your specialty and any discounts? :wave:

 

[Falcon]

You da man, Lon. When I think of something, I'll ask you.

 

[Meanderer]

Free is a pretty heavy discount! Thanks!

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[Davey Jones]

Lon,
Wife died 4 years ago and took the $680,000 with her.

How do I get it back?

 

[Meanderer]

I was told to take 1 pill 3 times day....you can't do that! WhaddooIIIdoo?

 

[SifuPhil]

Dear Lon,

How much wood could a woodchuck chop if a woodchuck could chop wood?

I've puzzled over this for more than 40 years ...

 

[Lon]

Lon,
Wife died 4 years ago and took the $680,000 with her.

How do I get it back?

My answer will be as serious as your question. DIG HER UP

 

[Michael.]

I have given this some serious thought and after charging up to $500 per query to render my sound advice on relationships, finance& travel, I am now offering it free to all Forum Members over the age of 55. This is my contribution to my fellow man/lady.

ASK LON

That is a very generous offer.

Looks like you might have to set up your own group where members can contact you for more info etc.

 

[Michael.]

Free is a pretty heavy discount! Thanks!

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[Meanderer]

etc...etc.

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[Meanderer]

...it's ok, it was a check.

 

[Lon]

Dear Lon,

How much wood could a woodchuck chop if a woodchuck could chop wood?

I've puzzled over this for more than 40 years ...

Well, he would chop as much as a woodchuck could, if a woodchuck could chop wood.

 

[Shirley]

Dear Lon, how can I get my sister-in-law to stop talking so much?

 

[JustBonee]

Dear Lon, how can I get my sister-in-law to stop talking so much?

LOL .. I have a relative like that! I think they are born that way ...

 

[Denise1952]

I have given this some serious thought and after charging up to $500 per query to render my sound advice on relationships, finance& travel, I am now offering it free to all Forum Members over the age of 55. This is my contribution to my fellow man/lady.

ASK LON

Ok Lon,

How do I find a great match for marriage, that has lots of dough, and likes to travel? I'll be waiting here for my free advice:lofl:

 

[Denise1952]

Dear Lon,

How much wood could a woodchuck chop if a woodchuck could chop wood?

I've puzzled over this for more than 40 years ...

You stold my freakin question Phil!! Oh well, I guess second-hand free is almost as good

 

[kcvet]

Dear Lon, how can I get my sister-in-law to stop talking so much?

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