I would Like To Be A Kept Male

IKE said:
West would be the wrong direction for you bro.......if you recall you've got a mermaid and fresh brownies waiting for you up north. :)
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Uh - I have to plead temporary insanity and/or mental deficiency on that one. I forgot what a sweet deal I already have.

Thanks for reminding me!
 

Sorry, Lon, I don't think you could begin to compete with my hubby. I couldn't stand retirement so went back into my profession full time. As long as I am working, he does the FULL house-husband thing. Laundry, cooking, cleaning, errands, shopping, finances, social secretary, etc. Now he's so good at it that he has plenty of time to maintain his golf schedule (frequent Mondays in tournaments, Tuesdays and Thursdays with his buds, some Fridays if we aren't playing together after work and the rare very early Sunday morning. He also volunteers building sets for the local children's theater group and has a wood workshop where he builds everything from fancy raised panel toy boxes to picture frames and hole-in-one plaques for friends. So he may be a "kept" man but he earns it and makes my life a breeze so we can spend all our free-time together in leisure. I may never retire, LOL!:)
 
CoMoJayne said:
Sorry, Lon, I don't think you could begin to compete with my hubby. I couldn't stand retirement so went back into my profession full time. As long as I am working, he does the FULL house-husband thing. Laundry, cooking, cleaning, errands, shopping, finances, social secretary, etc. Now he's so good at it that he has plenty of time to maintain his golf schedule (frequent Mondays in tournaments, Tuesdays and Thursdays with his buds, some Fridays if we aren't playing together after work and the rare very early Sunday morning. He also volunteers building sets for the local children's theater group and has a wood workshop where he builds everything from fancy raised panel toy boxes to picture frames and hole-in-one plaques for friends. So he may be a "kept" man but he earns it and makes my life a breeze so we can spend all our free-time together in leisure. I may never retire, LOL!:)
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That's part of the reason I went back to work, she figured she didn't have to lift a finger around the house anymore. lol
 
SifuPhil said:
I am currently a kept male.

I am kept happy and warm and loved.

Good luck with it, Lon.

P.S. - watch my blog - as luck would have it, I'm in the middle of writing a post entitled "My Life as an Online Boy-Toy" - you might pick up a few pointers there. :D
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I am sure you can attest to the fact that NOTHING in this life is free and without a catch.
 
This puts me in mind of that old saying - it's better to be an old man's darling than a young man's slave. I will say this, I found that once my lovers were over 40 they were much better at it. It was no longer a wham, bam, thank you ma'am. So that is in your favor, Lon.
 
Phoenix said:
This puts me in mind of that old saying - it's better to be an old man's darling than a young man's slave. I will say this, I found that once my lovers were over 40 they were much better at it. It was no longer a wham, bam, thank you ma'am. So that is in your favor, Lon.
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At my age the WHAM BAM is more like the Whoopsie Doo
 
Lon said:
At my age the WHAM BAM is more like the Whoopsie Doo
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At your age it's gotta be more like..

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i call it learning how to get through the difficult times with a sense of humor. By this age we've had a lot of them, so learning to lighten up is good stuff.
 

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