If I were to break into your house

[katlupe]

Two baskets. One with pot holders in it. The other is just decorative with purple flowers around it.

 

[StarSong]

A long stick with a nail jutting out, used to pop oversize bubbles that occasionally arise in my pizza crusts.

 

[RadishRose]

A long stick with a nail jutting out, used to pop oversize bubbles that occasionally arise in my pizza crusts.

I love those bubbles!

 

[StarSong]

I love those bubbles!

When they get higher than about an inch, I pop them.

 

[Judycat]

"Brand New" toaster for $10.00???

On the planet earth???

Well maybe not "brand new". Was used twice. Made in China. Was the cheapest toaster on the shelf at Wal Mart, not sure if that's part of planet Earth or not

 

[Pappy]

Well maybe not "brand new". Was used twice. Made in China. Was the cheapest toaster on the shelf at Wal Mart, not sure if that's part of planet Earth or not

We bought one at Dollar Store one time. One side burnt the toast and the other side didn’t....work that is.

 

[Pepper]

Extra, unopened dry cat food and Bounty towels waiting to be used. Both items are waiting to be used.

 

[Aunt Marg]

My cigarette lighter.

 

[Tish]

My spare coin Jar.

 

[Keesha]

Zip, zilch, zero, nothing!

 

[Keesha]

My cigarette lighter.

But noooooooooo cigarettes.
Noooooooo!
( being supportive )

 

[tbeltrans]

Dust!

Tony

 

[JustBonee]

Nothing on mine .... . frig is nestled with cabinets over the top to the rear, and on the side.

 

[Nathan]

Dust!

Tony

Same here, plus some sticky kitchen grime.

 

[Sassycakes]

A cookie jar filled when my grandkids come over.

 

[SetWave]

Nothin'. Absolutely Nothin'.

 

[Aunt Marg]

But noooooooooo cigarettes.
Noooooooo!
( being supportive )

That's right... no cigarettes.

 

[Lynk]

A dog Cooky jar and a back scratcher

 

[RnR]

Lots of dust, I can't see that high (thank goodness).

 

[Keesha]

If I were home, and you didn't heed your one and only warning, you would be dead before you got to the kitchen.

I can’t wrap my head around this mentality and never will.

Nothing on mine .... . frig is nestled with cabinets over the top to the rear, and on the side.

ditto

 

[Shalimar]

I can’t wrap my head around this mentality and never will.

ditto

I can’t either Keesha. Different culture.

 

[Shalimar]

As Canucks, it wouldn‘t likely occur to us that this playful thread could be perceived as a threat.

 

[win231]

I can’t either Keesha. Different culture.

IMO, some people are taking this question literally - as in "An intruder breaking into someone's home," rather than the way the question was intended - as a joke.
It probably should have been phrased: "If you invited me into your home, what would I find on your refrigerator?"
That would have avoided the "Tough Guy" talk.

 

[Murrmurr]

Bills due. Help yourself!

 

[Devi]

Hmm. I don't know about Canada nor about a "different culture" -- but in the U.S., "break into" means "To enter illegally or by force, especially in order to commit a crime." It doesn't sound like a joke and sounds like something dangerous which needs to be defended against.

Sooo, what @win231 said about rephrasing it.