I'm feeling very wicked tonight

Warrigal

Warrigal

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I've been googling jokes and NRA.

Here's a selection of the results:

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"Thousands of dead fish have now washed up on shore along the coast of South Carolina. Today the NRA said that this wouldn't have happened if those fish had guns." –Jay Leno





This one isn't actually all that funny.
 

The NRA functions under a conviction that to say anything beside "more guns" is to start down the slippery slope to total gun confiscation. This of course isn't true but it's their way of keeping their gun nut base rapidly angry at the thought of losing their 2nd amendment rights. Their strategy seems to be working like charm because the prospect of any sort of reasonable gun regulation is ever more remote.
 
Josiah09 said:
The NRA functions under a conviction that to say anything beside "more guns" is to start down the slippery slope to total gun confiscation. This of course isn't true but it's their way of keeping their gun nut base rapidly angry at the thought of losing their 2nd amendment rights. Their strategy seems to be working like charm because the prospect of any sort of reasonable gun regulation is ever more remote.
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What is funny is the NRA couldn't really care less about the Constitution or the 2nd ammendment.. Their main concern is that munician manufacturers and sellers keep making a profit... AND to do so is to instill fear and convince the gullible to keep buying and buying.. It's working very well. Even the kids are getting into the act.... a whole new market for them!!

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SB, I'm not sure I subscribe entirely to your contention that the arms industry is the chief driver behind the NRA. I'm sure it plays a role, but I'm inclined to accept their contention that they represent a large number of (mostly men) who are extremely zealous about guns.
 
I'm an equal opportunity troll.

I thought a bit of laughter might help to lower the ambient temperature.

I find when things seem to becoming hectic it is good to step back and ask yourself "How much will this matter in one hundred years?"
Most of the time the answer is Sweet Fanny Adams*** and this tells us to take a chill pill for the sake of maintaining our mental equilibrium.

*** Meaning : Nothing. http://www.phrases.org.uk/meanings/sweet-fanny-adams.html
 
AZ Jim said:
I think it all stems from their having feelings of ***** inadequacy.
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Actually the ratio is closer to 35% women ,so the ***** envy thing might be true, however I wouldn't pose that to one of them, she might shoot your winky.
 
Trying to get my favorite one but it won't paste.
a cartoon of Obama skeet shooting tvs with a picture of a Fox News on the screen, after he got caught lying about his shooting hobbies.
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rt3 said:
Actually the ratio is closer to 35% women ,so the ***** envy thing might be true, however I wouldn't pose that to one of them, she might shoot your winky.
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I wonder if men have boobie envy? I'm all for them just having their own, and leave mine the heck alone.
 
AZ Jim said:
I think it all stems from their having feelings of ***** inadequacy.
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Feelings
Nothing more than feelings,
Trying to forget my feelings of love

Teardrops,
Rolling down on, my face
Trying to forget my, feelings of love
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