I'm Looking For A Woman

"I'm Looking For A Woman"

Been tryin' for nigh' onto sixty years now, and have yet to find one. What's yer problem?? imp
 

Come now! Ever'body knows "Mr. Right" is just as elusive as "Ms Right", dont'cha think? My wife has always said that, her Mom told the three girls that you "never really know a man until you live with him".

Trouble is, HTH do you live with him, and find out, without eliciting the displeasure of the folks? imp
 

I lived with a man twice in my life. My family were not worried in the least. My son lived with his wife for four years before they married. They have been together for eleven years. He wanted to be certain before they tied the knot.
 
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AZ Jim said:
Your problem is this. Brad Pitt you're not. Jane Fonda types are as picky as you are.
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I really have no problem Jim, after all, Brad Pitt's not me, plus, my second wife was a Jane Fonda type, not really sure I want to repeat. I may just settle for a new puppy or gold fish :D
 
Lon, from what little information we have, my guess is that you are looking for a superficial 'arrangement'. You haven't mentioned having a real relationship with a 'real' human being. You seem to want someone to fill the post, to look pretty, to chat intelligently, to sit in the dinner chair, to dance with you, or accompany you while you travel - a Stepford date perhaps? And what would this perfect creature be getting out of the deal anyway -- besides your illustrious presence?
 
Cookie said:
Lon, from what little information we have, my guess is that you are looking for a superficial 'arrangement'. You haven't mentioned having a real relationship with a 'real' human being. You seem to want someone to fill the post, to look pretty, to chat intelligently, to sit in the dinner chair, to dance with you, or accompany you while you travel - a Stepford date perhaps? And what would this perfect creature be getting out of the deal anyway -- besides your illustrious presence?
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He might drop some cash on her once in a while... I think Lon would be better off with a puppy
 
Perhaps a stuffed animal would fit the bill. I once knew someone who liked to carry around his toy monkey in his backpack with the head sticking out - a loyal companion, very low maintenance.
 
What's with this "Jane Fonda" thing? You talking about her looks or her reputation?

If it's her looks; I can think of dozens of other women more beautiful and/or sexy.

If I got anywhere near her, I'd strangle the bi**h !
 
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Falcon said:
What's with this "Jane Fonda" thing? You talking about her looks or her reputation?

If it's her looks; I can think of dozens of other women more beautiful and/or sexy.

If I got anywhere near her, I'd strangle the bi**h !
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Irrespective of her controversial picture during the Viet Nam War for which she has apologized, I always had a thing for her and think she has aged remarkably well. She is one sexy old broad.
 

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