Is Bald Really THAT Bad?

Yep, Fester and I share many traits - electrifying smile, baritone voice, superior fashion sense, the love of dark, smelly basements ...

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How could you forget the sexiest bald heart-throb of all ............ Yul Brynner!!!
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Phil, why are you wearing a metal Xmas wreath on your head? Please explain the symbolism, while I take notes. Lol.

(Settling down on the rich red Victorian couch)

Well, Doc, you see, it began a long, long time ago. My mother never loved me, and I've always had this fascination with horses -

Actually, that item on my head is a Philstivus wreath. It is often confused with that other holiday but it is in fact unique - there is only one in the world. It was lovingly hand-made by 3 retired strippers and a Venezuelan midget under my direct (and drunken) supervision.

I know what you're going to ask next - what is Philstivus? Well, Doc, I think my hour is up - that story will have to wait until next week.
 
Sad to say I wore a ruddy wig for around 10 flipping years.
I even had a name for it.
Roland Rat!:playful:
The problem is of course that once you start wearing one of those things, it is difficult to dump it.
Here I am, with my daughter all those years ago wearing Roland.
He didn't look so bad.
Did he? :D:playful:


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But now of course, Bald is BEST!:)

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