I'm also finding it hard to conceal my contempt for USA as a nation.
There is always humor, kind of sneak in the contempt that way to get it out of your system?
United States: The Main Character.
Obsessed with "freedom" but can't find their own state on a map; they’ll tell you a mediocre burger is
"gas."
United Kingdom: The Repressed Academic.
Thinks unseasoned food and queuing for fun are personality traits; they’ll call you a
"muppet" while smiling to your face.
Canada: The Passive-Aggressive Neighbor.
Thinks being "not American" is a substitute for a culture; they’ll call you a
"hoser" after apologizing for your mistake.
Nigeria: The High-Energy Hustler.
Will try to sell you a startup idea before you’ve even said hello; they’ll dismiss your nonsense with a sharp
"mtchew" (teeth sucking).
Australia: The Professional Beach Bum.
Spent so much time in the sun they’ve forgotten how to pronounce the second half of any word; they’re definitely a
"bogan" if they wear "thongs" to a wedding.
Ireland: The Professional Mourner.
Can turn a funeral into a party and a party into a debate about 400-year-old grudges; they’ll say everything is
"grand" even while the house is burning down.
South Africa: The Chaotic Survivalist.
Lives in a place where the power goes out daily but still thinks they’re winning at life; they’ll promise to help
"just now," which is a blatant lie.
New Zealand: The Forgotten Cousin.
Their entire national identity is being "the place where they filmed Lord of the Rings"; they’re probably
"stoked" just to be included on a map for once.
Singapore: The Rules Lawyer.
Will literally fine you for breathing incorrectly but will risk their life for a bowl of noodles; they’ll add
"lah" to the end of a sentence to make a command sound like a suggestion.
Jamaica: The Aggressively Chill.
So laid back they’re practically horizontal, yet somehow produce the fastest people on earth; they’ll call you
"bredren" while laughing at your lack of rhythm.