Just senior humor

A Travel Agent looked up from his desk to see an old
lady and an old gentleman peering in the shop window
at the posters showing the glamorous destinations
around the world. The agent had had a good week and
the dejected couple looking in the window gave him a
rare feeling of generosity. He called them into his shop
and said, 'I know that on your pension you could never
hope to have a holiday, so I am sending you off to a
fabulous resort at my expense, and I won't take no for an answer.'
He took them inside and asked his secretary to write two
flight tickets and book a room in a five star hotel. They,
as can be expected, gladly accepted, and were off!
About a month later the little old lady came in to his shop.
'And how did you like your holiday?' he asked eagerly.
'The flight was exciting and the room was lovely,' she said,
'I've come to thank you, but one thing puzzled me. Who
was that old bugger I had to share the room with?'
 
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A couple, both age 78, went to a sex therapist's office.
The doctor asked, "What can I do for you?"
The man said, "Will you watch us have sex?"
The doctor looked puzzled but agreed.
When the couple finished, the doctor said,
"There's nothing wrong with the way you have sex," and charged them $50.
This happened several weeks in a row.
The couple would make an appointment,
have sex with no problems, pay the doctor, then leave.
Finally, the doctor asked, "Just exactly what are you trying to find out?"
"We're not trying to find out anything," the husband replied.
"She's married and we can't go to her house.
I'm married and we can't go to my house.
The Holiday Inn charges $90.
The Hilton charges $108. We do it here for $50...and I get $43 back from Medicare.
 
One day an old man goes into a pharmacy, reaches into his pocket and takes
out a small bottle and a teaspoon laying it on the counter.
He asking the pharmacists "Could you taste this for me, please."
Being a senior citizen, the pharmacists went along, taking the spoon with a
tiny dab of the liquid, puts it in his mouth swills the liquid around and
with a grimacing look spits it out in a cup.
"Now does that taste sweet to you?" says the old man.
The pharmacists said to the old man "Hell no!"
"Oh that's a relief," say the old man, "The doctor told me to come here and
get my urine tested for sugar."
 
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