Just senior humor

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A minister decided to do something a little different one Sunday morning.

He said "Today, in church, I am going to say a single word and you are going to help me preach. Whatever single word I say, I want you to sing whatever hymn that comes to your mind."
The pastor shouted out "CROSS." Immediately the congregation started singing in unison, "THE OLD RUGGED CROSS."

The pastor hollered out "GRACE."
The congregation began to sing "AMAZING GRACE, how sweet the sound."

The pastor said "POWER." The congregation sang "THERE IS POWER IN THE BLOOD."

The Pastor said "SEX". The congregation fell into total silence. Everyone was in shock. They all nervously began to look around at each other, afraid to say anything.

Then all of a sudden, way from in the back of the church, a little old 87-year-old grandmother stood up and began to sing "PRECIOUS MEMORIES".
 
Three old guys were sitting on a park bench complaining about how bad it was to grow old.

The first one says "It's awful when your sight starts going, I sit here and look but can't see if the young girls walking past are pretty or not so I can't ask them if they'd like to come back to my place for a roll in the hay."

The second one says "That's nothing, it's much worse when your hearing goes. I can see if they're pretty but when I ask them if they'd like to come back to my place for a roll in the hay I can't hear their answer."

The third one says "Losing your sight or hearing is nothing compared to losing your memory. I can see if they're pretty and I can hear the answer when I ask if they'd like to come back to my place for a roll in the hay. It's just that when we get back to my place I can't remember what we were going to do."
 
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