Just senior humor

I was in a long McDonald's drive-through this morning and the young lady behind me leaned on her horn because I was taking too long to place my order.​

Take the high road, I thought to myself. So when I got to the first window I paid for her order along with my own.

The cashier must have told her what I'd done because as we moved up she leaned out her window and waved to me and mouthed "Thank you.", obviously embarrassed that I had repaid her rudeness with kindness.

When I got to the second window I showed them both receipts and took her food too.

Now she has to go back to the end of the line to start all over.

Don't honk your horn at old people
 

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The new NILE Virus (Type C) ----- I thought you would want to know about this virus. Even the
most advanced computer programs from Norton, McAfee, and others cannot take care of this one.

It appears to target those who were born prior to 1950.

Virus Symptoms

1. Causes you to send the same e-mail twice.

2. Causes you to send an email that offends some people.

3. Causes you to send an e-mail to the wrong person.

4. Causes you to send it back to the person who sent it to you.

5. Causes you to forget to attach the attachment.

6. Causes you to hit SEND before you've finished.

7. Causes you to hit DELETE instead of SEND.

8. Causes you to hit SEND when you should DELETE

9. Causes you to Let ‘Spell Check’ Cause you a lot of email FOPAS.

10. Causes constant butt dials due to uncontrolled farts.

This virus is called the C-NILE virus!

A lot of us have already been inflicted with this disease and unfortunately, as we age, it gets worse.

And if you can't admit to doing any of the above, you've obviously caught the other strain - the D-NILE virus.

Doctors say that lots of naps and a daily dose of Dr. Jack Daniels liquid medicine might help.
 

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