Just senior humor

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win231 said:
An 83 year old guy was in the McDonald’s drive-through. A young lady behind him started honking her horn and yelling because he was taking too long to place his order.
When he got to the first window, he paid for her order along with his. The cashier must have told her what he did because as they moved up she leaned out her window and waved to him and mouthed "Thank you," obviously embarrassed that he repaid her rudeness with kindness.
When the guy got to the second window, he showed them both receipts and took her food too. Now she had to go back to the end of the line and start all over again.
Don't blow your horn at old people, they have been around a long time.
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Oh wow!
 
A married couple in their early 60s are celebrating their 40th wedding anniversary in a quiet, romantic little restaurant. Suddenly, a tiny yet beautiful fairy appeared on their table. She said, For being such an exemplary married couple and for being loving to each other for
all this time, I will grant you each a wish.

The wife answered, 'Oh, I want to travel around the world with my darling husband.'
The fairy waved her magic wand and - poof! - two tickets for the Queen Mary II appeared in her hands.

The husband thought for a moment: 'Well, this is all very romantic, but an opportunity like this will never come again. I'm sorry my love, but my wish is to have a wife 30 years younger than me.'

The wife, and the fairy, were deeply disappointed, but a wish is a wish.! So the fairy waved her magic wand and poof!...
The husband became 92 years old. The moral of this story: Men who are ungrateful should remember fairies are female...... :ROFLMAO: :ROFLMAO:
 
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