Just senior humor

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Here is a classic. :):playful::eek:nthego:

I was working out at the gym when I
spotted a sweet young thing walking in.

I asked the trainer standing next to me,
"What machine should I use to impress
that lady over there?"

The trainer looked me over and said,
"I would recommend the ATM in the lobby."
 
A man walks into a pharmacy and goes to the counter. Standing behind the
counter is a young woman.
“May I speak to the pharmacist?” he asks.
“Well,” she replies, “I am the pharmacist.”
He looks very uncomfortable, and asks for a *male* pharmacist, as he has a
“male problem.”
She informs him that only she and her sister work at this particular
establishment.
He blushes and says, “Well, I really do need help, so I guess I’ll ask you…
I have a problem. I have a constant erection, and nothing I do seems to get rid
of it. It’s been like this for three months now. Can you give me anything for
it?”
The woman looks thoughtful, and says, “Hold on, I’ll go in back and ask my
sister.”
After a couple of minutes she returns and says, “We’ll give you half of the
business and it’s profits, but that’s all we can give you for it…”
 
An elderly couple is in a dingy theater, watching a porn movie over and over.
After the last showing of the day, the usher who is cleaning the theater can’t resist saying to them
“You folks must have really enjoyed the show.” “Not at all,” the elderly gent says.
“It was disgusting.” “Revolting,” add his wife. “Then why did you sit through it so many times?”
“We had to! We had to wait until the house lights came up,” the wife responds.
“We couldn’t find my underpants, and my husband’s teeth were in them.”
 

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