An elderly couple are celebrating their sixtieth anniversary. The couple married as childhood sweethearts and moved back to their old neighborhood after they retired. Holding hands, they walk back to their old school. It unlocked, so they enter, and see the old desk they
shared, where Andy carved “I love you, Sally.”
On their way back home, a bag of money fell out of an armored car, practically landing at their feet. Sally quickly picked it up and, not sure what to do with it, they take it home. There, she counts the money $50,000! Andy saiys, “We’ve got to give it back.” Sally says, “Finders keepers.” She puts the money back in the bag and hides it in their attic.
The next day, two police officers are canvassing the neighborhood looking for the money and knocked on their door. “Pardon me, did either of you find a bag that fell out of an armored car yesterday?” Sally says, “No”. Andy says, “She’s lying. She hides it up in the attic. Sally says, “Don’t believe him, he’s getting senile.”
The LEO turn to Andy and question him. One says, “Tell us the story from the beginning.” Andy says, “Well, when Sally and I were walking home from school yesterday ....” The first police officer turned to his partner and says, “We’re outta here!”