Just senior humor

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The Fellow is lining up for his put stroke putt, and a funeral procession starts to pass by.
He grounds his putter, takes off his hat, places it over his chest and waited for the funeral
procession to pass.

After it passes, he picks up his putter and returns to lining up his putt and completed it,
thus winning the game and the money.

Afterwards, one of his buddies said, "That was the most touching thing I have ever seen.
I can't believe you stopped playing, possibly losing your concentration, to pay your respects."

"Well, we were married for 25 years."

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THAT'S SOME SENTIMENTALITY!
 
..... ! even more rectal pain ! twis ! ....

Walked with the Grandson out to the yard and says, "lets pick up some Sticks "
Grandson replies, "why" .... twhs ... and stands there and watches me pick up the Sticks.

..... ! even more rectal pain ! twit ! ....

"I replied, "you like to ride your Bicycle ?" ... twis
"Time passes faster when you don't think about it" .... twis
"why" ... twhs

I'm in the Corner Mini Mart and tons of people in there.
I say to the guy at the Check out,
"This seems the Busiest corner in town "
"I bet time passes real fast for ya" ... twis
"Why" ... twhs ...
Why ? WTS ! ...twit ..... ! ..... ! even more rectal pain ! ....
Is it Anal Retentive to ask Why to a good remark ! ... TWI think !
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The moral is if you got to think don't ask the questions.
Have you done the Order now and we will ship it for free click bite?
 
The other day I saw the elderly Man and Wife walking single file down the Side
Of the Road, 65 ish, shuffling along, him in a Tee and her orange hair glowing,
both had their thumbs on their smart phones. Wonder if they realize where their at ?
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ITS 200' FISHING BOAT RAMP
 

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