Just senior humor

[Marie5656]

 

[Pappy]

 

[SeaBreeze]

 

[Pappy]

 

[Tom 86]

 

[Pappy]

 

[Tom 86]

This is so true Pappy.

 

[MickaC]

 

[Marie5656]

 

[Tom 86]

 

[Marie5656]

 

[Marie5656]

 

[SmoothSeas]

 

[JonDouglas]

Below is a picture of Ortalis vetula, which is better known as the Plain Chacalaca

This is the milder, less-flamboyant relative of the Boom Chacalaca.

 

[Marie5656]

 

[SmoothSeas]

 

[SeaBreeze]

 

[Sassycakes]

When I was married 25 years, I took a look at my wife one day.
Honey, 25 years ago, we had a cheap apartment, a cheap car,
slept on a sofa bed, and watched a 10-inch black and white TV,
but I got to sleep every night with a hot 25 year old blonde.
Now we have a nice house, nice car, big bed, and plasma screen TV,
but I'm sleeping with a 50 year old woman. It seems to me that you are
not holding up your side of things."
My wife is a very reasonable woman.
She told me to go out and find a hot 25 year old blonde, and she would make sure
that I would once again be living in a cheap apartment, driving a cheap car,
sleeping on a sofa bed and watching a black and white TV.

And That was how the fight started.

 

[Gary O']

 

[JonDouglas]

Man: “What’s the Wi-Fi password?”
Bartender: “You need to buy a drink first.”
Man: “OK, I’ll have a Coke.”
Bartender: “Three dollars.”
Man: “There you go. So what’s the Wi‑Fi password?”
Bartender: “’youneedtobuyadrinkfirst.’ No spaces, all lowercase.”

 

[JonDouglas]

Every loaf of bread is a group of grains that could have become beer but, sadly, didn't.

 

[JonDouglas]

 

[Pappy]

 

[RadishRose]

 

[debodun]