Just senior humor

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DEAR GRANDSON

I have become a little older since I saw you last, and a few changes have come into my life since then. Frankly, I have become a frivolous old gal. I am seeing five gentlemen everyday.

As soon as I wake up, Will Power helps me get out of bed. Then I go to see John. Then Charlie Horse comes along, and when he is here he takes a lot of my time and attention. When he leaves, Arthur Ritis shows up and stays the rest of the day. He doesn't like to stay in one place very long, so he takes me from joint to joint. After such a busy day, I'm really tired and glad to go to bed with Ben Gay.

What a life. Oh yes, I'm also flirting with Al Zymer.

Love, Grandma

PS The preacher came to call the other day. He said at my age I should be thinking of the hereafter. I told him, "Oh I do it all the time. No matter where I am, in the parlor, upstairs, in the kitchen, or down in the basement, I ask myself, "Now, what am I here after?"
 
Sitting around the dining table one day, my Aunt Katherine told Aunt Margret she wanted to introduce her to a nice gentleman named Mr. Brinkman.

Aunt M: Is he bald?
Aunt K, rolling her eyes: Yes, he is.
Aunt M: Oh, good.

Aunt Margret’s balding brother asked her, “So, why do you like bald men, Marge?”

Aunt M: Because a bald head means a bald ass.
Her brother, quietly: “Oh, good.”
 
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