Just senior humor

[Gary O']

 

[Pappy]

 

[MickaC]

 

[Dustbunny]

 

[MickaC]

 

[Bella]

 

[Pappy]

 

[Dustbunny]

 

[charry]

 

[Ruthanne]

 

[Dustbunny]

 

[Dustbunny]

 

[oscash]

You can tell a lot about a woman's hands. For example: If they're wrapped around your throat, she's probably upset.

A Man goes to the Doctors office with the wife. The Nurse says, "The Doctor would like a stool sample, a urine sample and a sperm sample".
The Husband asks the Wife, "What did she say"? "They want your underwear."

Wife: I just saw myself in the mirror naked, and I look like hell. How about a nice compliment"?
Husband: "Your eyesight is perfect ".

 

[debodun]

 

[OldFeller]

“You can live to be a hundred if you give up all the things that make you want to live to be a hundred.” – Woody Allen

 

[Dustbunny]

 

[MickaC]

 

[debodun]

An elderly man was stopped by police while out driving at 2 am. They asked him where he was going at that time of night.

“I'm on my way to a lecture about the adverse effects of alcohol abuse, smoking and staying up late.” he replied.

The officer then asked, “Who's giving a lecture at this time of night?”

The man replied, “My wife!”

 

[Dustbunny]

 

[Bella]

 

[MickaC]

 

[Pappy]

 

[GAlady]

 

[charry]

 

[Dustbunny]

Oh, I so need this welcome mat!