I HAVE Parkinson's and have found that many of my fellow Parkinsonians enjoy this type of humor:
Life was going badly until my friend said "cheer up things could be worse"
So I cheered up ... and sure enough ... things got worse!
How many times can you subtract 10 from 100?
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1 time. You will subtract 10 from 90 next.
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Call an attorney if you don't think that is right.
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$950 + an hour to listen to your dribble.
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Don't let your Lawyer tell the Judge that you are trapped inside your Penny!
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Have you ever considered why Turtles & Snails so slow? They have the weight of a house on their back.
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