Just senior humor

Okay. I found out that I can't post pictures since I'm working on a computer and not a phone. I am so phone inept, it's not funny. I'll post a joke I heard.

An older man and his wife went in for the man's physical. The doctor told the man you need to submit a blood test, a urine sample and a fecal sample. His wife said Well that's okay. Just give him your underwear.
 
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SENIOR'S LAMENT

A few days ago I was tooling along through a neighborhood on my wheel chair when I noticed a young boy sitting on the retaining wall in front of his house, crying as if his heart was breaking.

I pulled alongside the youngster and asked, "Son, what's the matter? Why are you crying so?"

"I'm... cry... crying 'cause I can't do what my 20-year-old brother does." he said.

So I sat there and cried with him.
 
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