Just senior humor

When I was young, I decided to go to medical school.
At the entrance exam, we were asked to rearrange the letters.
PNEIS
and form the name of an important body part which is most useful when erect.
Those who answered SPINE are doctors today, while the rest are on Facebook.
 

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Went to a mixed religious convention today.
The Christian priest held my hand and said "By the Will of Jesus you will walk today" I smiled and said "I'm not paralyzed".
The Rabbi took my hand and said, "By the Will of God you will walk today" I replied "I'm fine really".
Then the Buddhist Monk said, "By the Will of Buddha, you will walk today", I rolled my eyes -
After the Service....I went outside and saw -- My car had been stolen.
 

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