Went to a mixed religious convention today.
The Christian priest held my hand and said "By the Will of Jesus you will walk today" I smiled and said "I'm not paralyzed".
The Rabbi took my hand and said, "By the Will of God you will walk today" I replied "I'm fine really".
Then the Buddhist Monk said, "By the Will of Buddha, you will walk today", I rolled my eyes -
After the Service....I went outside and saw -- My car had been stolen.