Marie5656
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Just senior humor
- Thread starter Marie5656
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Paco Dennis
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- Location
- Mid-Missouri
squatting dog
Remember when... thirty seemed so old.
- Location
- Arkansas, and also Florida
CallMeKate
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- Location
- Mid-Atlantic US
CinnamonSugar
A Quiet American
Paco Dennis
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- Mid-Missouri
Not AI. 
Pappy
Living the Dream
squatting dog
Remember when... thirty seemed so old.
- Location
- Arkansas, and also Florida
Furryanimal
Y gath o Gymru
- Location
- Wales
Fifty Shades of Grey by Pam Ayres
The missus bought a Paperback,
down Shepton Mallet way,
I had a look inside her bag;…
T’was “Fifty Shades of Grey”.
Well I just left her to it,
And at ten I went to bed.
An hour later she appeared;
The sight filled me with dread.
In her left hand she held a rope;
And in her right a whip!
She threw them down upon the floor,
And then began to strip.
Well fifty years or so ago;
I might have had a peek;
But Mabel hasn’t weathered well;
She’s eighty four next week!!
Watching Mabel bump and grind;
Could not have been much grimmer.
And things then went from bad to worse;
She toppled off her Zimmer!
She struggled back upon her feet;
A couple minutes later;
She put her teeth back in and said
“I am a dominator!!”
Now if you knew our Mabel,
You’d see just why I spluttered,
I’d spent two months in traction
For the last complaint I’d uttered.
She stood there nude and naked
Bent forward just a bit
I went to hold her, sensual like
and stood on her left tit!
Mabel screamed, her teeth shot out;
My God what had I done!
She moaned and groaned then shouted out:
“Step on the other one!!”
Well readers, I can tell no more;
Of what occurred that day.
Suffice to say my jet black hair,
Turned fifty shades of grey!
The missus bought a Paperback,
down Shepton Mallet way,
I had a look inside her bag;…
T’was “Fifty Shades of Grey”.
Well I just left her to it,
And at ten I went to bed.
An hour later she appeared;
The sight filled me with dread.
In her left hand she held a rope;
And in her right a whip!
She threw them down upon the floor,
And then began to strip.
Well fifty years or so ago;
I might have had a peek;
But Mabel hasn’t weathered well;
She’s eighty four next week!!
Watching Mabel bump and grind;
Could not have been much grimmer.
And things then went from bad to worse;
She toppled off her Zimmer!
She struggled back upon her feet;
A couple minutes later;
She put her teeth back in and said
“I am a dominator!!”
Now if you knew our Mabel,
You’d see just why I spluttered,
I’d spent two months in traction
For the last complaint I’d uttered.
She stood there nude and naked
Bent forward just a bit
I went to hold her, sensual like
and stood on her left tit!
Mabel screamed, her teeth shot out;
My God what had I done!
She moaned and groaned then shouted out:
“Step on the other one!!”
Well readers, I can tell no more;
Of what occurred that day.
Suffice to say my jet black hair,
Turned fifty shades of grey!
jeff
Member
- Location
- Ashford Kent
“I’m not saying I’m old, but my back goes out more than I do.”
“I finally got my head together… and now my body is falling apart.”
“At my age, ‘getting lucky’ means finding my car in the car park.”
“I don’t need a personal trainer. I need someone to follow me around and shout, ‘Don’t sit down!’”
“I finally got my head together… and now my body is falling apart.”
“At my age, ‘getting lucky’ means finding my car in the car park.”
“I don’t need a personal trainer. I need someone to follow me around and shout, ‘Don’t sit down!’”
Paco Dennis
SF VIP
- Location
- Mid-Missouri
jeff
Member
- Location
- Ashford Kent
Three retirees, each with a hearing loss, were playing golf one fine March day. One remarked to the other, “Windy, isn’t it?”
“No,” the second man replied, “It’s Thursday…”
And the third man chimed in, “So am I. Let’s have a beer.”
“No,” the second man replied, “It’s Thursday…”
And the third man chimed in, “So am I. Let’s have a beer.”
Pappy
Living the Dream
jeff
Member
- Location
- Ashford Kent
