Kentucky Derby Riddle

[ohioboy]

Aunt Marg: Bad, way bad
Debodun: bad, way bad

Correct answer posted: a jockey short

rule-no posting of riddles that hurt my brain

We are all going to the merry old land of OZ to get new ones!

 

[Aunt Marg]

Aunt Marg: Bad, way bad
Debodun: bad, way bad

Correct answer posted: a jockey short

rule-no posting of riddles that hurt my brain

A tough crowd here, Jerry.

I'm the first to admit that my riddles aren't always the best, but if at the end of the day we can have a laugh and a little fun, then Aunt Marg, has succeeded in her quest to bring a little extra joy to the forum.

 

[ohioboy]

When is a door not a door?

 

[jujube]

When is a door not a door?

When it's a Rolling Stone, of course...

 

[jerry old]

When is a door not a door?

Help, help, another Aunt Marg or Debodum, obviously a conspiracy to make us all crazy

 

[ohioboy]

When it's a humidour. ha

 

[jerry old]

When it's a humidour. ha

A what, is that a smoking door

 

[jujube]

A what, is that a smoking door

Beats the heck out of a smoking gun.....