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I once met a crazy old dude
Who liked to go out in the nude
He paraded about
Leaving no one in doubt
 
I once met a crazy old dude
Who liked to go out in the nude
He paraded about
Leaving no one in doubt
That comments would surely be rude.
 

A donkey set off for a trot one day
Gazing for things of interest along the byway
he looked, blinked, couldn’t believe his eyes ......
 
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A donkey set off for a trot one day
Gazing for things of interest along the byway
he looked, blinked, couldn’t believe his eyes ......
So much out there to compartmentalize
 
A donkey set off for a trot one day
Gazing for things of interest along the byway
he looked, blinked, couldn’t believe his eyes ......
So much out there to compartmentalize
but he preferred a roll in the hay
 
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Hello, hello, is anybody there ?
Well, I figure we all are somewhere.
Having a good day
Glad you came out to play
 
Hello, hello, is anybody there ?
Well, I figure we all are somewhere.
Having a good day
Glad you came out to play
Can do so much from the old armchair
 
A grasshopper said to a cricket,
Do you fancy a cuddle in that thicket ?
The cricket said, "Criiiick!"
“Grasshopper, just chill it”...
 
A grasshopper said to a cricket,
Do you fancy a cuddle in that thicket ?
The cricket said, "Criiiick!"
“Grasshopper, just chill it...
Just leave. I'll get you a ticket."
 
My horoscope predicted financial gain
Maybe you can head to a Castle in Spain
When travel resumes
Before long, one assumes
 
My horoscope predicted financial gain
Maybe you can head to a Castle in Spain
When travel resumes
Before long, one assumes
This staying at home is a pain!

My neighbor is nosy, no doubt
 
My neighbor is nosy, no doubt
Really likes to check everyone out
Through the window she peers
 


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