A woman was walking along the beach in California and saw a bottle sticking out of the sand. She picked it up and brushed off the sand. Poof! The cork popped out and a genie appeared.
"Greetings to my new Mistress! I am the Genie of the Bottle and for freeing me, I will grant you one wish."
"Oh, let me think. OK, I've always wanted to go to Hawaii!"
"Very well. I will charter you a 747 and you can take 400 of your best friends with you!"
"Oh, no! I'm afraid of flying."
"Well, I can charter you a cruise ship and you can take a thousand of your best friends with you."
"Goodness, no! I'd be terrified to be out on the water like that!"
"Tell me, Mistress, how do you think you are going to get to Hawaii if you don't fly or cruise?"
"I like to drive. I really, really like to drive. Could you build me a road to Hawaii?"
"WHAT? A ROAD TO HAWAII? Do you have any idea what that would take? No one has ever built a road like that. I'm a Genie, lady, but some things are just too much to ask! Think of something else, please."
"Oh, all right, let me think....... OK, I've thought of something. Help me understand men."
The Genie sighed, "Two lanes or four lanes?"