Missing Grandmother Found Inside 22 Foot Python

This is actually the first time that I have read of proof that a Python will swallow a human. I have read of it happening and seen pictures photoshopped, but never any real proof until now. I once had a 20’ Python wrapped around my shoulders for a picture, but the trainer held the mouth shut. I asked him why did he hold the mouth shut and he told me because it keeps the snake from constricting.
 
I can just imagine the family's missing Grandma checklist...

1) Did she go out for a walk?

2) Is she in the upstairs bathroom?

3) Is she out doing groceries with the neighbor?

4) Has anybody checked the inside of the 22 foot Python?
 
Reminds me of an old childhood tune...

"I'm Being Eaten By a Boa Constrictor"

Oh no! He's up to my toe!
Oh, me! He's up to my knee!
Oh, fiddle! He's up to my middle!
Oh, heck! He's up to my neck!
Oh, dread! He's up to my...

Gulp!
 
Beezer said:
Reminds me of an old childhood tune...

"I'm Being Eaten By a Boa Constrictor"

Oh no! He's up to my toe!
Oh, me! He's up to my knee!
Oh, fiddle! He's up to my middle!
Oh, heck! He's up to my neck!
Oh, dread! He's up to my...

Gulp!
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I'm so glad that we didn't have those type of childhood tunes when I was a child.
 
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