Monday Punday...

[Jace]

Waking up this morning was an eye opening experience

 

[RadishRose]

 

[RadishRose]

 

[Dustbunny]

 

[Dustbunny]

"I" before "E" except after "C" disproved by science.

 

[RadishRose]

 

[RadishRose]

 

[Dustbunny]

You can't plant flowers if you haven't botany.

 

[RadishRose]

 

[RadishRose]

 

[Dustbunny]

 

[Dustbunny]

 

[Jace]

Don't intercept someone working on a puzzle...
chances are..you'll hear some crosswords.

 

[OldFeller]

Don't intercept someone working on a puzzle...
chances are..you'll head some crosswords.

Autocorrect blew that one.

 

[Jace]

Autocorrect blew that one.

Yah.. ISN'T ALWAYS right.

 

[Pappy]

Why can't pirates recite the alphabet?
They get lost at C.

 

[RadishRose]

 

[Dustbunny]

I want to give sidewalks a big thanks for keeping me off the streets.

 

[papa tiger]

I'm not sure but it's what I thought.

It's better to hang with a long cord than a short thread.

Hang onto that. Hang a picture. Hang out. Hang him from the tallest tree. They were left hanging there. Don't leave me alone, hang with. I got a Hang Nail. Hang in there with that thought.

 

[Dustbunny]

 

[Dustbunny]

 

[RadishRose]

 

[RadishRose]

 

[OldFeller]

I'm watching Rowan and Martin's Laugh-In. I'm pretty sure this joke would've made the show.

 

[papa tiger]

My name is Crow, I let my friends / Eagles bring their catch to my Frozen edges of the river.
They respect my honest desire to share with them my piece of Ice. I never go hungry.