Monday Punday...
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RadishRose
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RadishRose
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RadishRose
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Pappy
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jujube
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Mahatma Gandhi went barefoot all his life. Toward the end of his life, his health was very delicate. He was very spiritual. Because he believed that drinking your own urine was good for you, he had a problem with bad breath.
Yes, he was a super-calloused-fragile-mystic-hexed-with-halitosis.
You've been a great audience. I'll let myself out now.
Yes, he was a super-calloused-fragile-mystic-hexed-with-halitosis.
You've been a great audience. I'll let myself out now.
RadishRose
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A woman walks into the ER and sits down in a chair. After a moment of silence, she shouts “Shouldn’t!”.
A minute passes. “Can’t! Wouldn’t!” Another minute. “Oughtn’t! Could’ve! Won’t!”.
A doctor hears her shouts and dashes over to her. “Somebody call the maternity ward!
This woman’s having contractions!”
A minute passes. “Can’t! Wouldn’t!” Another minute. “Oughtn’t! Could’ve! Won’t!”.
A doctor hears her shouts and dashes over to her. “Somebody call the maternity ward!
This woman’s having contractions!”
OldFeller
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There are so many variations on this punchline.
BREAKING NEWS ! Mary Poppins will no longer be endorsing ‘Rimmel Vibrant Shades’ lipstick - she claims it “breaks too easily” and it “makes her breath smell”.
She gave the following statement:“The super colour fragile lipstick gives me halitosis”..
