Monday Punday...

[Kaila]

Ladies, if he can’t appreciate your fruit jokes, you need to let that mango.

Thank you for these!

 

[Dustbunny]

 

[Bella]

My dog can do magic tricks. It’s a labracadabrador.

 

[gruntlabor]

Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend.
Inside of a dog, it's too dark to read. --Woody Allen
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Time flies like an arrow,
Fruit flies like a banana. --Groucho Marx

 

[OldFeller]

Why couldn’t Mozart find his teacher?

Because he was Hayden.

 

[Jace]

If you think Monday is a sad day...
just remember that a couple of days ago
was a sadder day.

 

[Dustbunny]

Why should you never fight a dinosaur?

You will get jurasskicked.

 

[Dustbunny]

It was an emotional wedding.

Even the cake was in tiers.

 

[Bella]

 

[Dustbunny]

This girl came up to me and said that she recognized me from the Vegetarian Club, but I've never met herbivore.

 

[RadishRose]

 

[RadishRose]

 

[Jace]

Asked if I knew any rope jokes...

No, I'm a frayed knot.

 

[Dustbunny]

Why does the Norwegian Navy have barcodes on the sides of their ships?

So when the ships come into port, they can Scandinavian.

 

[Bella]

 

[Jace]

Sunday and Monday had a fight...

know who won...

Sunday...

'cause...Monday is a weekday.

Happy Labor Day!..Everyone

 

 

[RadishRose]

 

[RadishRose]

 

[RadishRose]

 

[Kaila]

Sunday and Monday had a fight...

know who won...

Sunday...

'cause...Monday is a weekday.

Happy Labor Day!..Everyone

 

Thank you, Jace! For starting this thread, and for bringing it back, on Mondays!
It always brings a smile to my face.

 

[Kaila]

Why does the Norwegian Navy have barcodes on the sides of their ships?

So when the ships come into port, they can Scandinavian.

This one made my day!

 

[Jace]

Excellent!

 

[Dustbunny]

 

[OldFeller]

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And watching someone do this is one way to eat up the clock.

 

[Bella]