Monday Punday...

[Jace]

I have a phobia of speed bumps...
but...I'm slowly getting over it!

 

[RadishRose]

 

[Sassycakes]

What do you call a teacher who doesn’t fart in public?
A private tutor

 

[jujube]

Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.

A man was very sad. His friend told him ten puns, trying to make him laugh. Unfortunately, no pun in ten did.

I had a crazy dream last night that I was swimming in an ocean of Fanta. Fortunately, it was just a Fanta sea.

Ladies, if he can't understand your fruit puns, just let that mango.

 

[Sassycakes]

A man sued an airline company after it lost its luggage. Sadly, he lost his case.

 

[Dustbunny]

My friend just installed Ethernet in his home in Sydney. I can’t wait to visit the LAN down under.

 

[jujube]

I didn't jog on Friday.
I didn't jog on Saturday, either.
Sunday, I didn't jog.
Monday? Nope, didn't job.

This is a running joke.

 

[OneEyedDiva]

I can’t believe I got fired from the calendar factory. All I did was take a day off!


A cross-eyed teacher couldn’t control his pupils.

There was a kidnapping at school yesterday. Don’t worry, though - he woke up!

Sassy...you're a riot ! You are on a roll. All of the other puns are funny too.

 

[OldFeller]

 

[OldFeller]

 

[OldFeller]

 

[jujube]

Did you hear about the three deep holes in the ground? Well, well, well......

Did you hear the joke about the window you couldn't see through? I can't tell it....it's too dirty.

 

[Kaila]

I didn't jog on Friday.
I didn't jog on Saturday, either.
Sunday, I didn't jog.
Monday? Nope, didn't job.

This is a running joke.

 

[Dustbunny]

I lost all my money when I invested in an origami business. It folded.

 

[squatting dog]

I'm reading a book about anti-gravity, I can't put it down.

 

[Jace]

When everything is coming your way..

you're in the wrong lane!

 

[Dustbunny]

Shopping centers, you’ve seen one, you’ve seen the mall.

 

[RadishRose]

I have a few jokes about unemployed people, but none of them work.

"I have a split personality," said Tom, being frank.

Two windmills are standing in a wind farm. One asks, “What’s your favorite kind of music?” The other says, “I’m a big metal fan.”

 

[Dustbunny]

Two antennas got married. The ceremony wasn’t much, but the reception was excellent.

 

[Sassycakes]

Sassy...you're a riot ! You are on a roll. All of the other puns are funny too.

Thank you OneEyedDiva

 

[Kaila]

"I have a split personality," said Tom, being frank.

 

[OneEyedDiva]

Thank you OneEyedDiva

You're welcome, of course.

 

[Jace]

I invented a new word...

Plagiarism

 

[RadishRose]

Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon? I heard the food was good but it had no atmosphere.

My friend drove his expensive car into a tree and found out how his Mercedes bends.

 

[Pappy]

I had a crazy dream last night! I was swimming in an ocean of orange soda. Turns out it was just a Fanta sea.

8. A crazy wife says to her husband that moose are falling from the sky. The husband says, it’s reindeer.

9. Ladies, if he can’t appreciate your fruit jokes, you need to let that mango.

10. Geology rocks but Geography is where it’s at!