Monday Punday...

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Rumours of a food shortage at this year’s spoonerism conference turned out to be a complete lack of pies.

I’m addicted to brake fluid, but it’s OK because I can stop at any time.

All the toilets in the NYPD headquarters have been stolen. The police apparently have nothing to go on.

I’m reading a book about anti-gravity. I just can’t put it down.

I stayed up all night to see where the sun went. Then it dawned on me.

Broken pencils are pointless.
 
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