More Than $40,000 Worth Of Eggs Have Been Stolen

[Irishdude]

After poaching the eggs from the Cafe, they shelled out some cash for gas to get away, thus making the police look like a yolk. It was over easy and quickly.

Very good

 

[Irishdude]

Be on the lookout for suspiciously large omelets.

 

[Beezer]

When Guinness records the world's biggest Omelette, we should find the culprits!

I beat you to it, @Irishdude

 

[Irishdude]

I beat you to it, @Irishdude

So you did! I had you on ignore....

 

[Beezer]

I had you on ignore....

You aren't the first, and you won't be the last! I'm an acquired taste!

 

[PeppermintPatty]

In a refrigerated 53 foot trailer. If I was going to steal that many skids of eggs, I would steal a reffer unit to keep them in, while selling them off in generic packaging, with out a brand name on the packages. Another method would be to crack the eggs, and package them as liquid eggs, for the food industry, in 5 gallon pails. Impossible to trace egg yolks.

Yes, I think like a crook, that comes from over 20 years of investigating criminals as a P.I. Good and smart thieves plan ahead so they have a way to sell the stuff they steal. JIM.

A 53 foot trailer? Maybe they stole all the eggs AND a trailer. I’m still trying to wrap my head around the fact that ‘THAT’ many eggs were successfully stolen. Could it have been an insurance scam? Were the eggs stolen in a trailer to begin with? That is more believable.

 

[jujube]

That's pretty eggciting news but I'm going to eggnore any more jokes because it's just eggshausting to keep up with all the eggstra posts. I'm in shell shock, I tell you.

I'll bet those eggs are currently on their way to New Yolk City.