But I betcha most of it was not on the screen . . . Especially if it was at a drive-in?
The stroll in
Downtown Portland OR
3rd st
A quarter for maybe a half minute
I wrote about it seven or eight years ago
Here it is (again, sorry);
Geriometry
I woke up the other day and found out I was 63.
Sixty-effing-three…….
The obits contain a lot of folks that got to 63.
And when I peruse those obits, I go, ‘well crap, the ol’ bugger was 63, no wonder he died.
I mean, it’s really hard to relate…until I hear a 50 year old chatting about the good ol’ days.
Good ol’ days.
Was it back in the ‘80s when techno wizards discussed the unlimited possibilities of ‘the information highway’?
Was it when my 13 year old genius son started creating things on his Vic 20, and phones went cordless?
Or was it back in the ‘60s?
Yeah, for me it was the ‘60s.
Porn?
Smut?
It was peep shows.
Sleazy old buildings down on SW 3rd, all lined up.
Garish signs with suggestive artwork and decrepit blinking lights.
Once inside, old men, 63 year old men, unshaven, unkempt, stained white shirts, matted hair, would check your ID.
My ‘ID’ was a crisp Lincoln.
They’d waive me thru.
Once past the curtain, you had to stand there for a minute or two to let your pupils catch up with the smarmy darkness,
and for your nostrils to adjust to the weird aroma of…well I didn’t know, but the floor was sticky.
The only light was the flittering beams coming from the booths of hastily constructed plywood that housed cheap 8mm film cameras,
and a reel of naked ladies.
Naked ladies.
Moving naked ladies.
Humping naked ladies.
Spreading naked ladies.
$.25 naked ladies.
Grainy, grey and white celluloid naked ladies.
Enough naked ladies to make a 14 year old’s heart pound out of his chest….and that was just during the eye/nose adjustment period.
But I betcha most of it was not on the screen
Don't know
I made sure to never touch the screen
One time I was in such a hurry, I didn’t wait for my eyes to adjust, and ran smack into some ol’ man’s back with my face, of which his stank didn’t get outta my nostrils til after gym class.
That was another thing. Those wooden booths had knot holes in the side panels,
and some knot holes had the complementary eye ball…rather unnerving, it was.
Then there was the occasional breaking and entering into your booth.
That was more than unnerving….but it didn’t stop me from coming back.
Yeah, those were the good ol’ days.
I’m not kidding.
You had time to let your imagination germinate.
Now?
Now, no matter what your infatuation, it’s right at your fingertips.
Porn?
I kid about porn.
It’s a freaking bore, and that’s sad.
Not sad because porn is so rife it’s boring, but sad because all information of any freaking thing is right there…just right there…not a mile away at some library, but right there.
It’s like buying a video, because ‘that was the best movie I’ve seen in a long time’….and putting it in your DVD library
….and never watching it…. ever again…..because it’s there, right there.