Whenever I can outsmart the goats it is a good day.

Today was one of those days, and I'm feeling cocky, and want to write something silly.

layful: Sorry.
Sunflower Seed Feeding Strategy
Below is a picture of the outside of the partition in the middle of the barn for the goat pellet feeders. Keep in mind some of these goats weigh near 200 pounds, and can push very hard, so, yes, I did build it like a fortress.
Below is the inside. There are 13 plastic removable feed pans---5 on the back side, which we don't use anymore, leaving 4 on each of the opposite sides.
I really need something like one of those basketball play diagrams to explain the rest of this.:joke:
Details of strategy:
Use only 2 pans, separated by at least one pan, on each side. Tie Shorty to a pan, because he will hang back and just watch otherwise. Let the other 3 goats run free. Put seeds in 2 pans on opposite side from Shorty first. Then run around and fill the other 2 pans ending with Shorty. Stand guard next to Shorty and hold your position until it's all over.
Predicted behavior of goats:
Dixie and Green (the 2 overweight ones) will race for one of the first two pans and duke it out because they will be afraid the other one has something better. Rusty is 3rd on the totem pole so he will run to another pan. This leaves one pan momentarily vacant. Eventually Green and Dixie will shift to that vacant pan. They will then try to horn in on Shorty, but I will be waiting there to stop them. I'm still top banana in the pecking order, so Rusty won't come near me.
It worked like a charm!!!!
Dixie tried to get into Shorty's pan twice, but I pulled her out by twisting her ear. No left over seeds. Squirrels will have to dig up some of their acorns tonight.:devil:
Wish I had a video of it.
