New Scientific Study On Forum Posters PART !

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New Scientific Study On Forum Posters PART !
Research Scientists Abraham Kosinsky & Marshall Pedwiler have reported that extensive research into the habits and personality traits of people that regularly post to different forums on the internet has reveled some startling conclusioins. It has revealed that the majority of the posters sleep on their backs with or with out a bed mate, and that those that partake of rutabaga and parsnips on a regular basis have a tendencey toward shop lifting and driving vehicles at excessive speed, and that the female posters had a predisposition towards indulging in chocolate consumption. Although this study may seem insignificant it is only the beginning of an exhaustive study that may reveal never before facts about your friends and neighbors.
 

Interesting I dont sleep on my back , don't know what rutabaga is, eat parsnips once or twice a year, (need a bank loan to buy them:laugh::laugh: ) but I must confess I eat chocolate ..I have been fined ONCE for speeding since obtaining my licence in 1972.....
.(for driving 3 km over the speed limit) never stolen from a shop, must confess I did steal peaches from a tree when I was a child ....
So I think that would make me a tad boring to ask any questions for a survey
 

The report went on to say that female posters in particular disliked prunes & prune juice and were prone to terminal flatulence. Males on the other hand were pre disposed to excessive sports observance resulting in nasal congestion and watery eyes.
 
Lon said:
New Scientific Study On Forum Posters PART !
Research Scientists Abraham Kosinsky & Marshall Pedwiler have reported that extensive research into the habits and personality traits of people that regularly post to different forums on the internet has reveled some startling conclusioins. It has revealed that the majority of the posters sleep on their backs with or with out a bed mate, and that those that partake of rutabaga and parsnips on a regular basis have a tendencey toward shop lifting and driving vehicles at excessive speed, and that the female posters had a predisposition towards indulging in chocolate consumption. Although this study may seem insignificant it is only the beginning of an exhaustive study that may reveal never before facts about your friends and neighbors.
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Bwaahahahaaa :lofl:
 
Lon said:
The report went on to say that female posters in particular disliked prunes & prune juice and were prone to terminal flatulence. Males on the other hand were pre disposed to excessive sports observance resulting in nasal congestion and watery eyes.
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Excuse me but, female posters get terminal flatulence??...while the men just get the sniffles??! That must have been written by a man :playful: :tapfoot::laugh:
 
In a follow-up study by Sir Horvath Rackelby of Oxford and Dame Edna Figgie of the University of Wollongong it was revealed that:

- the female posters with terminal flatulence tended to sleep alone
- the male posters' nasal congestion and watery eyes were due to the female flatulence
- German engineering was cited as "superior" by 52% of both genders
 
SifuPhil said:
In a follow-up study by Sir Horvath Rackelby of Oxford and Dame Edna Figgie of the University of Wollongong it was revealed that:

- the female posters with terminal flatulence tended to sleep alone
- the male posters' nasal congestion and watery eyes were due to the female flatulence
- German engineering was cited as "superior" by 52% of both genders
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They have also concluded, until recently, that 50% of all divorcees are women...
 

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