Nobody likes fruitcake - funny Xmas memories

Shalimar said:
Go for it Elfis!
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Aaaahhhhhh ... sweet release ...

Fruitcake Refugee


Oh, fruitcake refugee
She's inside of you and me
Making all that yummy loot
Filled with year-old plastic fruit

Oh, fruitcake refugee
Your fruitcake is so spark-a-ly
Marzipan shining so bright
Please keep some for America Light

How do you do it?
What is its construction?
Did you ever realize it's a
Thing of Mass Destruction?

Your fruitcakes are all feared
Alike by Man and Beast
Maybe you could mail them over
To the Middle East.
 
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