Oh, God! Why are you reading this?

I want to get a new TV console. There's one I like, but it costs $899. Guess what, there's a huge sale at the furniture store for Labor Day.
On their website, they have a clock ticking away till the sale ends. They slashed price by at least 10%. The console was $899, but the new price is $999, but it's on sale for $899- WOW!! 10% Off!!!
Kind of puts used car dealerships to shame.
 

My lawyer said prepaying for cremation was the way to go, so I've been checking out local hot oven shops. And I came across something I hadn't figured on- my obituary. Now, you can write your own obit. What would I put down? I guess I should mention my Olympic Gold Medals, and the time I was knighted by the Pope and QE2. Probably should mention I started Microsoft, and Apple too. Of course, in my 20s, I played pro football as a quarterback, and broke Babe Ruth's batting average when I played pro-baseball. Come on, who fact checks obituaries?;)
 
I'm truly amazed at the kindness of people. Shopping, yesterday, I used one of those electric shopping carts, and people were so helpful. Women usually are, but lots of men wanted to help, too. That led to a conclusion. It's either people are generally warm hearted and filled with brotherly love, or I really must look like hell.
 
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