OMG!! I did it again....

Davey Jones

Davey Jones

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and this is the second time this (Aug) month.AAARGHHHHH!!!!.My fly was open at Subway while ordering a meatball sub, I didn't notice it till I looked down at my cell phone messages.
I cant figure why this is happening,I have a huge responsibility of 2 kids here and I'm NOT allowed to forget ANYTHING.
Luckily no one saw it and mentioned it to me but if someone did what am I suppose to say to them?
"thank you" just doesn't sound right...

 

I hope by Aug you didn`t mean August!! If so,you`re in deeper trouble than you know lol! Hubby went through a phase like that about a year ago-and he was only 64. He got over it-you will too lol.
 
Many years back when I was selling real estate I had something similar happen to me. First, in the office I noticed that some were looking at me and smiling, but nobody said anything. On my way home I stopped at the grocers and bought some items. Still having smiling folks pass me, but no comments. At the check out stand the guy told me what was wrong as he said my fly was open. Sure was, so I carried my jacket in front of me as I made my way to the car.

Turns out to have been a complete zipper failure. Not just my incompetence with dressing myself. It can happen, it is embarrassing, not sure of any way to properly respond to any informant. I thanked the clerk for sure. But what could I have said to any of those other folks that looked and smiled, but did not say anything at all.
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20. The cucumber has left the salad.

19. I can see the gun of Navarone.

18. Someone tore down the wall, and your Pink Floyd is hanging out.

17. You've got Windows in your laptop.

16. Sailor Ned's trying to take a little shore leave.

15. Your soldier ain't so unknown now.

14. Quasimodo needs to go back in the tower and tend to his bell.

13. Paging Mr. Johnson... Paging Mr. Johnson...

12. You need to bring your tray table to the upright and locked position.

11. Your pod bay door is open, Hal.

10. Elvis Junior has LEFT the building!

9. Mini Me is making a break for the escape pod.

8. Ensign Hanes is reporting a hull breach on the lower deck, Sir!

7. The Buick is not all the way in the garage.

6. Dr. Kimble has escaped!

5. You've got your fly set for Monica instead of Hillary.

4. Our next guest is someone who needs no introduction...

3. You've got a security breach at Los Pantalones.

2. I'm talking about Shaft, can you dig it?

and number 1 - I thought you were crazy; now I see your nuts.
 
Let's see, now if I were a shrink, I would look at the possibility of "subconsciously" being a way of reaching out:confused:
 
Mrs. Robinson said:
But it` still July,isn`t it??
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lol...not only was my fly open, Im losing my friggin mind too...
Its got to be be this damn Florida heat,95+ and high humidity of 75% for the last 2 weeks with no end in sight.
AND my birthday is coming up on Aug 3,wedding anniversity on Aug 5th.
Think Ill wear my colorful bathing suit and leave the fly open.
 
I'm probably tempting Fate by saying this, but I've never had a public open-fly event in my life, maybe because I'm usually wearing martial arts pants that don't HAVE one.

"Preventative maintenance" I like to call it ... :eek:
 
SifuPhil said:
I'm probably tempting Fate by saying this, but I've never had a public open-fly event in my life, maybe because I'm usually wearing martial arts pants that don't HAVE one.

"Preventative maintenance" I like to call it ... :eek:
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Did ya hear this joke about a banana ? There was this guy...oh never mind.
 
LOL DJ-yes,the heat will do that to you! It`s 101 here right now and we are sittin` here with the air on high debating whether or not to accept our son`s invite to come over for BBQd ribs. Why go out in it? Thankfully it`s not humid here....
 

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